Ok guys xD check this!
Yesterday we read an 4 storys and i rly couldnt stop laughing xD it was so fuckin funny xD
the first story is about a nusrse!
Was on my way to work one day, when i had an accident. Well, really there were three accident.
What happened was this: a dog, a poodle, feel from the window of a block of flats. There was a building site next to the building, and the poodle landed on the head of one of the bricklayers. He was OK, but when i saw the accident, i stopped in the middle of road. A bus hit me, and broke my leg. But that wasn´t all. There was an old man at a bus stop, and this was too much for him.
He had a heart attack. An ambulance came and took us both to hospital!!
xxD haha 2 words! : DOMINO DAY xD hahaha
ok here the next one its about an bank clerk.
Work in a bank, and one day I was on a train to Delhi. I was so hungry but i didn´t have any money. ( Bank workers like me don´t earn much money.) So I tried to get a free meal on the train. I went to the dining car, and said, ´I am the railway director´s secretary.´ I know it was wrong, but i was so hungry. But then the waiter said, ´Ah yes.
The director is over there. ´I felt nervous. I didn´t know what to do. The waiter took me to a man at a table by the window. I though they´ve got me . But the man at the table said. ´ Yes thats my secretary´, and i sat down. When the waiter left. I told the man the truethand I said that i was sorry. He looked at me, and smiled, and said. ´Do you really think I am the railway director xDDD hahaha
xD thats an awesome story xD haha i rly like it xDDDDD
and here another one!
It was my firsr job, in a restaurant in london. One day, one of the customers complained. He said to me, ´This meat tastes like cardboard, ´So I took his plate back to the kitchen, and do you know what they did? They cooked a beer mat in butter and egg, and put that on the plate with lots of " Maggi" and ketchup. I didn´t know what to do. I though it was wrong. But then the boss said, ´ Its ok, Tony, leave this to me. ´and he took the plate back to the customer. He smiled and said, ´I´m sorry, sir. I hope this is better.´And the customer ate it! But said, ´This meat tastes much better. But now the vegetables are cold xD hahahah xDDDDD
goddamnit this story is fuckin funny too xD love it >.<
and the last one xD
its about an airport worker!
Ast Month something terrible, but also funny, happened at work. A box arrived from europe with a dog in it it. It was for one of our famous Canadian music stars. But when i opened the box, I found that the dog was dead. I didnt know what to do. I told my boss, and he panicked. He phoned the singer and asked her not to come. He asked her to come the next day. Then he sent me to all the pet shops in the city. i tried to buy a dog like the one in the box. Finally, i fond the right dog and bought it. But when the singer arrived and saw the dog, she fainted. You see, her dog died in europ and she flew it back to Canada to bury it xD OMG own3d xD hahahaha
( btw all this story happened in real that means they not fakes xD thats the best about it ^^)
w/e have to go to school now bb
and have fun xD
Subject: Funny School Stuff 
Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:51 pm
xD
But funny 
lies